A Gaur walked into a yard…
almost sounds like the beginning of a joke, but not quite. It needs a monkey. “A gaur and a monkey walked into a yard,…”
Alas, it was just a Gaur. “Just.” But it was a bull. And the smallest bulls are the size of the biggest cows.
This guy was two or three feet away from me in the end, separated by an exterior wall (and window).